Heute an einer Werbefläche der S-Bahnstation Hamburg-Hammerbrook
gesehen:


Wenn man diesem Artikel Glauben schenken darf, ist das eine eben beginnende Werbekampagne der Telecom Italia.

Die Webseite (Trulla-kommt.de, oder so ähnlich. So viele Google-Besucher hier, gute Güte) fragt jedenfalls nur persönliche Daten ab.

So, jetzt mal Klartext:
An die Wichtigtuer, die sich diese dämlich-langbeinige Werbung ersonnen haben:

"ALICE, ALICE, WHO THE F*CK IS ALICE!"

Dieser Refrain fasst abschließend zusammen, was es zu diesem Thema zu sagen gibt (Bei Bedarf bitte jedes " * " durch ein " u " ersetzen. DIESE Art ["... Sie wissen schon, knick-knack..."] von Google-Freaks wollte ich mir nämlich ehrlich ersparen).


Und für alle Freunde von Liedtexten (ob die wohl wirklich irgendjemand mal in einem Blog komplett liest?), here you go:

ALICE, WHO THE F*CK IS ALICE

- GOMPIE (Smokie)
Sally called when she got the word
she said I suppose, you've heard about Alice
Well I rushed to the window, well I looked outside
I could hardly believe my eyes,
a big limousine rolled (drew) up into Alice's drive.
IDon't know why she's leaving
or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons
but I just don't want to know
'cause for twenty-four years
I've been living next door to Alice
(Alice, who the f*ck is Alice?)

Twenty-four years just waiting for the chance
to tell her how I´m feeling maybe get a second glance
Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Alice.
(Alice, who the f*ck is Alice?)

We grew up together (We walked together) two kids in the park
we carved our initials deep in the bark - Me and Alice
Now she walks through the door with her head held high
just for a moment, I caught her eye, as a big limousine pulled
slowly out of Alice's drive

Don't know why she's leaving...

(Then) Sally called back and asked how I felt and she said
hey I know how to help get over Alice.
She said now Alice is gone, but I'm still here
you know I've been waiting for twenty-four years
and the big limousine disappeared

I Don't know why she's leaving

or where she's gonna go.... "