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Dienstag, 12. Juli 2005

Gnadenloser Scherz

Lieber Spiegel, ich fürchte, du bist schlecht geworden, nachdem sich das Bild der bösen Königin
Am Arsch die Räuber, oder: Spiegel, Spiegel, an die Wand. PENG!
in dich eingebrannt hat.

Dein Esel aus Bremen:

Ich glaube es hackt!


So ein Spruch grade aus Hamburg, pah!

Dabei ist Bremen sicher eher eine Reise wert als dieses Loch an der Elbe.

Klein, aber fein.

Jawohl!

Empöö -öö - ohrend!

AAARGH! ZISCH! KNURR! | 01:24h | 0 Kommentare |comment

 

 

Analyze this!

Aus meiner klassischen" ich mit Hoppel-Häschen" Bilderserie

Mein Stoffhase hat scheinbar Ahnen in aller Möhren Herren Länder...


Race Analysis

33% East Indian
20% Southern European
44% Korean/Japanese
3% Chinese
0% Middle Eastern
0% Eastern European
0% Anglo Saxon
0% South East Asian


Gender: Male

Personality Profile Rank
Intelligence 6.6 Very Intelligent
Risk 5.5 Average Risk
Ambition 6.6 High Ambition
Gay Factor 1.3 Very Low Gay Factor
Honor 5.6 Average Honor
Politeness 5.4 Average Politeness
Income 6.7 $50,000 - $100,000
Sociability 5.9 Average Sociability
Promiscuity 3.3 Low Promiscuity

YOUR ARCHETYPE:
Beta academic

Personality Profile:

You are a long-term planner, diligent worker and avoid risk as much as possible. You are of above average intelligence and have the ability to f
ocus on tasks that seem unimportant at present, but can lead to greater things in the foreseeable future. You are not keen to interact with others or make social connections. You would rather gain material wealth before putting yourself in a position to be judged. You are not confrontational unless someone directly opposes your intellectual beliefs. You are highly concerned with your social status. You are keen to avoid risks that could jeopardize your long-term plans. You take a calculated approach to life, working hard to control all aspects of it in order to not leave anything important to chance.

You tend to be a perfectionist and quite self-conscious. You sometimes wish you were less reserved and more like some others you see who are more bold and outspoken in social situations. But as much as you try to be like them, you cannot, because you care too much about the future to ever be comfortable taking risks in social situations.

Your view of other types
Academic types can end up rich but it will take longer than with Boss types. You see Boss types as potential business clients and as great resources to expand your contacts. Therefore you treat them with respect. For the most part you do not respect Artist types, however there are some Alpha Artists that you give some credit to. You look down upon Blue collar types as you consider them ignorant. You see White collar types as unsuccessful versions of yourself, but because of work situations you may have to interact with them often. You have very little in common with Charmers, therefore you avoid them. You consider Gambler types to make foolish decisions, and for the most part you do not interact with them. At times you feel sorry for Drifters.

Other types' view of you
Boss types consider you to be a valuable resource of advice. They constantly interact with you to make better decisions and they often respect your opinion. For the most part Artist types do not interact with you for they rather take it easy. They however may like you because of your knowledge of subjects that they find interesting. Blue collar types find you boring and uptight, they have very little in common with you. White collar types may respect your accomplishments and ambition. Charmer types regard you as mostly withdrawn from life and too uppity to hang around with. Gambler types think that because you play so safe you miss out on great opportunities. Drifter types have no regard for you, because your repetitive routines seem boring to them.




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Sie sind Lebowski. Ich bin der Claus, Dude. | 22:51h | 1 Kommentar |comment